So last night the three remaining Idols sang three songs with the hopes that you would pick up the phone and dial the numbers that translated into votes that would save them tonight and launch them into the one night, winner-take-all event next week with the chance to join the other immortals from Idols first nine seasons. But first a few questions:
Did your favorite make it to the finals? Better question: was your favorite in the line up last night? Best question: did America send your favorite home long before they deserved to go home? Bestest question: have you lost all respect for Idol and the process for finding THE American Idol?
Questions asked, answered, and debated...and now it's time to find out what happened on the second to last elimination show of Season 10. Check out all the action starting....NOW!...THIS...IS...IDOL...CHATTER!
Here's the rundown of tonight's special guests: there will be performances by Italian Trio Il Volo, Pussy Cat and Mirror Ball Champ Nicole Scherzinger with an assist from rapper and business mogul Two Bits...er, 50 Cent. Plus we get to go home with the final three as they were given the special treatment by the hometown fans--radio/TV interviews, parades in their honor, and keys to the city...usual fare.
We watched as Hailey was whisked off by private jet to her hometown of Wheeling, IL by way of Chicago. Hailey's parade was literally rained on, but that did dampen (pun intended) the spirit or turn out of the people of Wheeling. She was cheered everywhere she went--to her high school, the parade, and finally at Arlington Race Track where she performed "Sweet Home Chicago" to thirty thousand of her adoring hometown fans.
Scotty flew home to Garner, NC and received the southern fried star treatment from his mostly pre-pubescent Carolina fans. Included in his itinerary were stops at the local baseball diamond where Scotty showed his pitching form, the grocery store where he bagged groceries pre-Idol, and a concert that turned out to be a sing-a-long with Josh Turner (he of the "Lock the doors and turn the lights down low" fame). Scotty, rightly, called it the best day of his young life.
On our final Idol trip home, we joined Lauren as she spent time with her family and friends in Georgia. Lauren's trip was especially poignant because it was her first time seeing the destruction caused by the many tornadoes that destroyed many homes and lives a few weeks ago. As you might imagine, Lauren's trip home was filled with emotions of all shapes and sizes. It was quite humbling to see and hear some of the stories shared during her trip.
But emotions aside, it is finally time to find out who is in the Finals next week...the first Idol to go through to next week is...Scotty. Any guesses as to what type of song he'll be singing come next Tuesday?
And the other finalist is...Lauren. So it's official, Idol's gone country. And the judges couldn't look happier.
Tune in next week for what promises to be a predictable and likely boring one-note country fest. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Idol Worship - The Final Three Sing Thrice
We're down to the final three and it's any body's game...and I have just one question for you: Who is going to win? Will it be the NFL star in whom the judges see no wrong? Will it be the TV star who defies the look and age of a ballroom dancer? Or will it be the Disney star who has broken all of the rules all season?
Wait a minute...wrong show!
The three remaining Idols...actually Idol wannabes are: Scotty the Body (Drink!), Georgia Peach Lauren, and Growling Hailey. And because it is the final three, they get to sing three times to win your votes.
Tonight the Idols will sing a song of their own choosing (and be mentored by pop superstar, movie star, and all around fashion mogul, Beyonce), they will a song chosen by Jimmy Iovine, and the always popular judge's choice.
Before getting into the singing, is it me or is this the most anti-climatic final three in Idol history? With that as the backdrop, here's how Round 1 went:
Scotty went first and surprise, surprise he choice a country tune to sing! While you pick yourself up off the floor I'll tell you the song was Lonestar's "Amazed". As usual, Scotty sounded good, but I am so bored with him that I just about fell asleep during the performance. The judges...who cares?! They slobbered all over him and pumped him full of lame complements. J-Lo, of course, took full credit for how he has grown (her words) throughout the competition. About the only remotely interesting thing any of the judges said was when Randy pulled out the brag book and said he produced that very song for Boyz to Men many moons ago.
As I was made aware of after last week's show, Idol has officially Gone Country! And in keeping with that theme, Lauren choice to do Faith Hill's "Wild One" an up tempo number that I predict the judges will think was the perfect choice and that she just slayed. When Lauren hit the stage dressed in a red and white frock, flowers hanging from her ears, and white cowboy boots with black leggings tucked into them, she was surrounded by a few musicians and she did her thing. I didn't care for the song or the performance and felt the ending was really odd--it seemed like she wasn't ready for the song to end. The judges, as assumed, gushed like it was Faith on the stage and not an Idol contestant.
Idol dark horse, Hailey was the last to go in Round 1 and flipped the script by selecting Led Zepplin's "What Is & What Should Never Be"...a risk for sure. But to help ease the pain I'm quite sure the judges will put her through, Hailey will have her daddy nearby because he joined her on stage playing guitar (an Idol first!)...oops! As Hailey was making her way back to the stage after a spin around the judge's table and the catwalk, she tripped on the stage steps and crashed! But in true "the show must go on" mode, Hailey picked herself up and continued singing and dancing...and in the end she may have actually won the judges over. Randy gave her mad props calling it maybe "your best performance yet!" Steven told her it "isn't how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up". J-Lo, as usual, inserted herself in the mix by stepping on Steven's words and telling Hailey that everyone--including Beyonce, fall on stage.
With Round 1 in the bag, I have to give it to Hailey! She was the only one to take any chance amongst the three. The judges agreed with me...as much as it obviously pained them.
Round 2 and song chosen by Jimmy Iovene.
For Scotty, Jimmy picked "Are You Going to Kiss Me or Not" by Thompson Square...another Country song. We get it, Scotty can sing Country. But he's boring as H-E-double hockey sticks! There really isn't anything else to write about Scotty, the performance, or the judges. Nothing changes with this kid. I say give him the boot (Cowboy Boot!) and let him go record for RCA Nashville...and let's get someone back who can actually give us something fresh...talk about a lack of imagination.
Let's see what song Jimmy selects for the other Idol Gone Country contestant, Lauren. Well, shock of all shocks Jimmy went with a Country song!..."If I Die Young" by The Band Perry. Unlike Scotty, Lauren actually made the song entertaining...by forgetting the lyrics before the final push! Classic! Let's see if the judges point that out or if they chose to ignore the obvious mistake...oh snap! J-Lo just called the lyric slip "getting caught up in an honest moment". Randy and Steven piled on and actually complemented her for f-ing up! Amazing!
Bringing up the rear in Round 2, Hailey took the stage to sing "Rianna" by Fleetwood Mac and sung by Stevie Nicks. For the first time in Round 2, we actually have the opportunity to hear someone sing something interesting. Hailey started the song slow and when she hit the first chorus, not only did the tempo pick up, but the Idol fan started blowing give Hailey the look of an Angel flying through the Idol sky giving the voters something to consider that isn't all formula and boring. So what would the judges find to criticize? Randy thought it was a somber moment--what is this guy smoking?! Somber? That was one of the greatest songs ever (kind of like the Led Zepplin song she sang in Round 1) and I thought Hailey nailed it! J-Lo expressed disappointment that Hailey didn't take it further. Are these idiots listening to the songs or are they so in love with the Country Cousins that they can't see talent?
So when pressed for they choice to pick the winner of Round 2, Steven picked Lauren and J-Lo and Randy picked Scotty. That's just crazy!
Round 3 was delayed while Idol premiered to the world Beyonce's new music video...which I FF'ed through to get to the Idols.
In this round, the Idols will sing songs selected by the judges. For Scotty, the judges picked a...gasp! Country song! This time Scotty get's to channel his inner Kenny Rogers (pre-plastic surgery) on "She Believes in Me". Scotty, again, sang well, but there is just no magic in hearing him sing everything the same. Aren't you all tired of having Scotty dropped the same needle on the same groove every time out? Well I am...or maybe you hadn't noticed. And it should come as no surprise that the judges just loved it...and why wouldn't they?--they picked the song and they believe he can do no wrong.
Lauren's judge's song was "I Hope You Dance" by LeeAnn Womack. Dressed in what can only be described as a rejected prom or bridesmaid dress the color of daiquiri ice and looking much older than her teen aged years, Lauren did a passable job of performing what is a very nice song. But I wonder what the judges are thinking having these Country Bumpkins sing two relatively downer songs. As with Scotty the judges fell all over themselves complementing Lauren...J-Lo gave Lauren Round 3 even before Hailey had a chance to screw up. BTW: Randy said he loved the color of the dress...agree to disagree!
In a final effort to curry favor from the judges and you the voters, Hailey was given "You Ought to Know" by Alain Morrisette. Of the three judge's song selections, this was the only one that asked any of the contestants to show any vocal range whatsoever. Hailey lent her signature growl to the song and hit is out of the park! She even found time to work the stage, the audience, and the judges--especially when she go right in their faces and screamed the chorus! The judges begrudgingly gave her credit for doing an OK job...you could tell that J-Lo, especially, struggled to give Hailey any positive feedback. J-Lo is quickly becoming the Carrie Ann of Idol (second DWTS reference!).
So with three rounds in the can, it's in your hands. Who you gonna vote for? Or better, who are you going to ignore and send home tomorrow? My guess is Hailey is going home...she doesn't deserve to go--in my opinion she is the only one of the three remaining Idol wannabes that holds my interest. But that's just me...
Tune in tomorrow to see which semi-finalist is going to fall just one week short of participating in the finals. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Wait a minute...wrong show!
The three remaining Idols...actually Idol wannabes are: Scotty the Body (Drink!), Georgia Peach Lauren, and Growling Hailey. And because it is the final three, they get to sing three times to win your votes.
Tonight the Idols will sing a song of their own choosing (and be mentored by pop superstar, movie star, and all around fashion mogul, Beyonce), they will a song chosen by Jimmy Iovine, and the always popular judge's choice.
Before getting into the singing, is it me or is this the most anti-climatic final three in Idol history? With that as the backdrop, here's how Round 1 went:
Scotty went first and surprise, surprise he choice a country tune to sing! While you pick yourself up off the floor I'll tell you the song was Lonestar's "Amazed". As usual, Scotty sounded good, but I am so bored with him that I just about fell asleep during the performance. The judges...who cares?! They slobbered all over him and pumped him full of lame complements. J-Lo, of course, took full credit for how he has grown (her words) throughout the competition. About the only remotely interesting thing any of the judges said was when Randy pulled out the brag book and said he produced that very song for Boyz to Men many moons ago.
As I was made aware of after last week's show, Idol has officially Gone Country! And in keeping with that theme, Lauren choice to do Faith Hill's "Wild One" an up tempo number that I predict the judges will think was the perfect choice and that she just slayed. When Lauren hit the stage dressed in a red and white frock, flowers hanging from her ears, and white cowboy boots with black leggings tucked into them, she was surrounded by a few musicians and she did her thing. I didn't care for the song or the performance and felt the ending was really odd--it seemed like she wasn't ready for the song to end. The judges, as assumed, gushed like it was Faith on the stage and not an Idol contestant.
Idol dark horse, Hailey was the last to go in Round 1 and flipped the script by selecting Led Zepplin's "What Is & What Should Never Be"...a risk for sure. But to help ease the pain I'm quite sure the judges will put her through, Hailey will have her daddy nearby because he joined her on stage playing guitar (an Idol first!)...oops! As Hailey was making her way back to the stage after a spin around the judge's table and the catwalk, she tripped on the stage steps and crashed! But in true "the show must go on" mode, Hailey picked herself up and continued singing and dancing...and in the end she may have actually won the judges over. Randy gave her mad props calling it maybe "your best performance yet!" Steven told her it "isn't how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up". J-Lo, as usual, inserted herself in the mix by stepping on Steven's words and telling Hailey that everyone--including Beyonce, fall on stage.
With Round 1 in the bag, I have to give it to Hailey! She was the only one to take any chance amongst the three. The judges agreed with me...as much as it obviously pained them.
Round 2 and song chosen by Jimmy Iovene.
For Scotty, Jimmy picked "Are You Going to Kiss Me or Not" by Thompson Square...another Country song. We get it, Scotty can sing Country. But he's boring as H-E-double hockey sticks! There really isn't anything else to write about Scotty, the performance, or the judges. Nothing changes with this kid. I say give him the boot (Cowboy Boot!) and let him go record for RCA Nashville...and let's get someone back who can actually give us something fresh...talk about a lack of imagination.
Let's see what song Jimmy selects for the other Idol Gone Country contestant, Lauren. Well, shock of all shocks Jimmy went with a Country song!..."If I Die Young" by The Band Perry. Unlike Scotty, Lauren actually made the song entertaining...by forgetting the lyrics before the final push! Classic! Let's see if the judges point that out or if they chose to ignore the obvious mistake...oh snap! J-Lo just called the lyric slip "getting caught up in an honest moment". Randy and Steven piled on and actually complemented her for f-ing up! Amazing!
Bringing up the rear in Round 2, Hailey took the stage to sing "Rianna" by Fleetwood Mac and sung by Stevie Nicks. For the first time in Round 2, we actually have the opportunity to hear someone sing something interesting. Hailey started the song slow and when she hit the first chorus, not only did the tempo pick up, but the Idol fan started blowing give Hailey the look of an Angel flying through the Idol sky giving the voters something to consider that isn't all formula and boring. So what would the judges find to criticize? Randy thought it was a somber moment--what is this guy smoking?! Somber? That was one of the greatest songs ever (kind of like the Led Zepplin song she sang in Round 1) and I thought Hailey nailed it! J-Lo expressed disappointment that Hailey didn't take it further. Are these idiots listening to the songs or are they so in love with the Country Cousins that they can't see talent?
So when pressed for they choice to pick the winner of Round 2, Steven picked Lauren and J-Lo and Randy picked Scotty. That's just crazy!
Round 3 was delayed while Idol premiered to the world Beyonce's new music video...which I FF'ed through to get to the Idols.
In this round, the Idols will sing songs selected by the judges. For Scotty, the judges picked a...gasp! Country song! This time Scotty get's to channel his inner Kenny Rogers (pre-plastic surgery) on "She Believes in Me". Scotty, again, sang well, but there is just no magic in hearing him sing everything the same. Aren't you all tired of having Scotty dropped the same needle on the same groove every time out? Well I am...or maybe you hadn't noticed. And it should come as no surprise that the judges just loved it...and why wouldn't they?--they picked the song and they believe he can do no wrong.
Lauren's judge's song was "I Hope You Dance" by LeeAnn Womack. Dressed in what can only be described as a rejected prom or bridesmaid dress the color of daiquiri ice and looking much older than her teen aged years, Lauren did a passable job of performing what is a very nice song. But I wonder what the judges are thinking having these Country Bumpkins sing two relatively downer songs. As with Scotty the judges fell all over themselves complementing Lauren...J-Lo gave Lauren Round 3 even before Hailey had a chance to screw up. BTW: Randy said he loved the color of the dress...agree to disagree!
In a final effort to curry favor from the judges and you the voters, Hailey was given "You Ought to Know" by Alain Morrisette. Of the three judge's song selections, this was the only one that asked any of the contestants to show any vocal range whatsoever. Hailey lent her signature growl to the song and hit is out of the park! She even found time to work the stage, the audience, and the judges--especially when she go right in their faces and screamed the chorus! The judges begrudgingly gave her credit for doing an OK job...you could tell that J-Lo, especially, struggled to give Hailey any positive feedback. J-Lo is quickly becoming the Carrie Ann of Idol (second DWTS reference!).
So with three rounds in the can, it's in your hands. Who you gonna vote for? Or better, who are you going to ignore and send home tomorrow? My guess is Hailey is going home...she doesn't deserve to go--in my opinion she is the only one of the three remaining Idol wannabes that holds my interest. But that's just me...
Tune in tomorrow to see which semi-finalist is going to fall just one week short of participating in the finals. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Friday, May 13, 2011
Idol Worship - The Final Four Take the Stage Twice
It's the Final Four and that can only mean one thing...MAY MADNESS! The remaining four Idols--James, Hailey, Scotty, and Lauren will be mentored by pop icon, Lady Gaga as they sing songs that inspire them as well as those written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller--a couple of guys born during FDR's administration...his FIRST one! According to Ryan, these guys wrote every song known to man...or words to that affect.
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he emplored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tounge lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will critize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the night's penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am interested to see how she performs. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and phycially helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performcers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with prytechics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he emplored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tounge lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will critize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the night's penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am interested to see how she performs. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and phycially helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performcers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with prytechics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
Idol Chatter - Someone is Sent Home for Good
The following was written during the Idol Elimination show which aired on Thursday, May 12th. Enjoy!
OK, here’s the drill: last night the four remaining Idols had two chances to win your votes; tonight we send home one of the Idols leaving three to battle it out next week for a chance to represent their adoring fans in the finals. If that don’t get your blood pumping then you’re in the wrong game!
Tonight promises to be a big night not only for the Idol contestants, but for all who view Idol—there will be performances by Jordin Sparks, Enrique Iglesias, and last night’s guest mentor Lady Gaga, and in keeping with this year’s theme of self-indulgence, we will be treated to the world premier of judge Steven Tyler’s new video…but who really cares about all of that filler? I just want to know who is going home and who is going to sing songs next week?
So that’s the line up…and here’s what happened…
Before any results were shared, Ryan rolled video of last night’s performances and judges comments. I know there were some who questioned whether Hailey was rude to the judges and in particular, Randy. She certainly gave him some attitude, but I think it was deserved because Randy (and J-Lo) were rude to her. They haven’t given any constructive feedback all season and last night they essentially attacked her because she tried to do something that wasn’t “safe”…well, boo-hoo, Randy and J-Lo!
Back to tonight and the group sing. Scotty and James paired up to sing Brad Paisley’s “Start a Band”…now why would these two sing a country hit? Because Scotty can’t sing any other genre, that’s why! It is my opinion that Scotty would be a better fit for Nashville Star than American Idol because Idol is a pop show and Scotty doesn’t do pop. On the other hand, James can (and DOES) do anything! He is definitely the best of Idol and deserves to not only make it into next week’s performance show, but he should be the last man standing when the Idol crown is passed in a couple of weeks.
Sticking with the country duet theme, the remaining Idol ladies did their thing with “Gun Powder and Lead” by Miranda Lambert. Again, what’s the deal with the country songs? Lauren can certainly sing other genres, right?! Oh did I miss the memo that said Idol has gone country?! Regardless of what did or didn’t happen, the girls did a passable job with the song…there seemed to be some screaming going on during the middle part, but who cares, it’s elimination night and there are more important things to consider tonight.
Nineteen minutes into the show, Ryan told Lauren that she is heading home this week…to be honored as one of the top three finalists! Congratulations, Lauren…and now the other three Idols are going to have to wait through some guest performances to learn their fate starting with a visit from Lady Gaga who did her “Something Crazy” song dressed in little more than leather undergarments and fishnet stockings.
The next guest star to hit the stage was Julio’s boy, Enrique…but I couldn’t be bothered to watch or listen, so you are on your own as to how he did.
After buzzing through the Ford music video, Ryan sat with the three Idols still wondering if they are going home for a short visit or for good…and were forced to watch yet another performance. This time it was Season 6 Idol winner, Jordin Sparks. Anyone remember who Jordin beat(boxed) to take the Idol crown way back when? If you guessed Blake, then you were right.
Again thru the magic of the FF button on my Comcast remote, I was able to get through not only Jordin’s performance and the ensuing commercials, but also Steven Tyler’s video…I just have to find out who is going home and who I will be forced to watch next week—aren’t you?!
Whether you are ready or not, here are more results…and you are not going to believe them because Hailey has just been told that she is safe! That’s right, after 5 straight girls went home early in the contest, the final two girls have outlasted all but one of the boys…but which boy would it be? Scotty or James? Unfortunately it is Scotty…can you believe it? I can’t and neither can anyone in the audience or at the judges table.
Once again the voters got it wrong. There is no way that Scotty deserves to be the last boy standing…and the worst part of it is that now we have to listen to the judges slobber all over Scotty for at least another week. Big bummer!
So your semi-finals are set and it’s going to be the Country Cousins and the Idol judges against Hailey…my vote (if I had one) is on Hailey.
Tune in next week to see how the Idols do after a visit home and all of the craziness that involves.
Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don’t have to…
Charlie
OK, here’s the drill: last night the four remaining Idols had two chances to win your votes; tonight we send home one of the Idols leaving three to battle it out next week for a chance to represent their adoring fans in the finals. If that don’t get your blood pumping then you’re in the wrong game!
Tonight promises to be a big night not only for the Idol contestants, but for all who view Idol—there will be performances by Jordin Sparks, Enrique Iglesias, and last night’s guest mentor Lady Gaga, and in keeping with this year’s theme of self-indulgence, we will be treated to the world premier of judge Steven Tyler’s new video…but who really cares about all of that filler? I just want to know who is going home and who is going to sing songs next week?
So that’s the line up…and here’s what happened…
Before any results were shared, Ryan rolled video of last night’s performances and judges comments. I know there were some who questioned whether Hailey was rude to the judges and in particular, Randy. She certainly gave him some attitude, but I think it was deserved because Randy (and J-Lo) were rude to her. They haven’t given any constructive feedback all season and last night they essentially attacked her because she tried to do something that wasn’t “safe”…well, boo-hoo, Randy and J-Lo!
Back to tonight and the group sing. Scotty and James paired up to sing Brad Paisley’s “Start a Band”…now why would these two sing a country hit? Because Scotty can’t sing any other genre, that’s why! It is my opinion that Scotty would be a better fit for Nashville Star than American Idol because Idol is a pop show and Scotty doesn’t do pop. On the other hand, James can (and DOES) do anything! He is definitely the best of Idol and deserves to not only make it into next week’s performance show, but he should be the last man standing when the Idol crown is passed in a couple of weeks.
Sticking with the country duet theme, the remaining Idol ladies did their thing with “Gun Powder and Lead” by Miranda Lambert. Again, what’s the deal with the country songs? Lauren can certainly sing other genres, right?! Oh did I miss the memo that said Idol has gone country?! Regardless of what did or didn’t happen, the girls did a passable job with the song…there seemed to be some screaming going on during the middle part, but who cares, it’s elimination night and there are more important things to consider tonight.
Nineteen minutes into the show, Ryan told Lauren that she is heading home this week…to be honored as one of the top three finalists! Congratulations, Lauren…and now the other three Idols are going to have to wait through some guest performances to learn their fate starting with a visit from Lady Gaga who did her “Something Crazy” song dressed in little more than leather undergarments and fishnet stockings.
The next guest star to hit the stage was Julio’s boy, Enrique…but I couldn’t be bothered to watch or listen, so you are on your own as to how he did.
After buzzing through the Ford music video, Ryan sat with the three Idols still wondering if they are going home for a short visit or for good…and were forced to watch yet another performance. This time it was Season 6 Idol winner, Jordin Sparks. Anyone remember who Jordin beat(boxed) to take the Idol crown way back when? If you guessed Blake, then you were right.
Again thru the magic of the FF button on my Comcast remote, I was able to get through not only Jordin’s performance and the ensuing commercials, but also Steven Tyler’s video…I just have to find out who is going home and who I will be forced to watch next week—aren’t you?!
Whether you are ready or not, here are more results…and you are not going to believe them because Hailey has just been told that she is safe! That’s right, after 5 straight girls went home early in the contest, the final two girls have outlasted all but one of the boys…but which boy would it be? Scotty or James? Unfortunately it is Scotty…can you believe it? I can’t and neither can anyone in the audience or at the judges table.
Once again the voters got it wrong. There is no way that Scotty deserves to be the last boy standing…and the worst part of it is that now we have to listen to the judges slobber all over Scotty for at least another week. Big bummer!
So your semi-finals are set and it’s going to be the Country Cousins and the Idol judges against Hailey…my vote (if I had one) is on Hailey.
Tune in next week to see how the Idols do after a visit home and all of the craziness that involves.
Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don’t have to…
Charlie
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Idol Worship - Four Idols Remain
It's the Final Four and that can only mean one thing...MAY MADNESS! The remaining four Idols--James, Hailey, Scotty, and Lauren will be mentored by pop icon, Lady Gaga as they sing songs that inspire them as well as those written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller--a couple of guys born during FDR's administration...his FIRST one! According to Ryan, these guys wrote every song known to man...or words to that affect.
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he implored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tongue lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will criticize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am looking forward to this performance. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and physically helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with pyrotechnics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he implored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tongue lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will criticize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am looking forward to this performance. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and physically helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with pyrotechnics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Idol Chatter - And then there were Four...but who went home?
Have you been wondering all day which of the five remaining Idol wannabes is going home a night after all five sang two songs with the hopes of convincing you to dial numbers assigned to them and keeping them in the show for at least another week? And now that you read that long winded question, did you forget what the question was? Are you re-reading it again? OK, enough questions, let's get on with the elimination show and what went down after all of your votes were totaled. At stake: a spot in the Idol Final Four! Woo-hoo!
Before jumping into the festivities, let me first remind you I predicted that it would be Jacob whose magic carpet ride will likely end tonight. Based on comments read since last night's show, I believe there are many who share that prediction. Now that we have that out of the way, let's start the show.
To kick things off on what has become shameless plug theatre, Ryan spent the first few minutes of the broadcast telling everyone about Steven Tyler's new tell-all book and letting us know that J-Lo would be performing her top hit on the show tonight...and then it was group sing time.
The five finalists performed a relatively underwhelming version of "Happy Together" a fairly tired song...you'd think that with all the crap the Idols have received over the years for song selection, the Idol producers would take a bit of their own advice and choose something a little more interesting. I guess it's the old Cobbler's son story...but with music substituted for shoes.
I'm not even going to waste your time writing about the weekly Ford music video...OK, I guess I did, but now I am going to FF through it.
For a little time wasting fun, the Idols were put on the spot with Chef Gordon Ramsay in the Hell's Kitchen kitchen and told to make an omelet in 10 minutes. None of the Idols seemed too comfortable over a hot burner--thankfully they can sing. Most of the egg dishes found their way into the waste bin; Lauren and Jacob were the only Idols to produce anything nearing edible by Chef Ramsay...and then we got the "to be continued..." What fun could the Idol producers have in store for us? We'll just have to wait...
And to help ease the pain of waiting, we were entertained by Country super group, Lady Antebellum. Now these guys can sing...whether you are a fan of the Country genre or not, their songs are sure to get your toes a-tappin'!
Remember a few paragraphs ago where I was talking about song choice? Well we were treated to a little behind the scenes fun with the Idols where we learned the process they use to select songs...not really, it was just a bit to kill time on Elimination night...
And speaking of Elimination night, it's time to dim the lights and learn some results starting with James. You know the drill--judges comments, a bit of video from super producer Jimmy Ivine, and then the voting results...or maybe not. Instead of safe or danger, James was told to start a group on the other side of the stage.
Lauren was next...and Ryan instructed her to stand on the near side of the stage. BTW: Jimmy predicted that Lauren would be in the B2 because she "pulled back on the melody" of Unchained Melody last night.
Before more results could be learned, Chef Ramsay put Jacob and Lauren through his patented blind taste test test--the same test he gives the wannabe head chefs on his Hell's Kitchen show. The Idols tasted beef (Jacob got it), Tofu (Lauren), and the tie-breaker was Hot Dog which the Southern girl got meaning she won the first ever Idol blind taste test...and a permanent place in the restaurant business...as a customer!
With Randy, Steven, and Ryan snacking on popcorn with the Idol audience, J-Lo performed her dance hit...confession: I didn't watch much of it, but what I saw I didn't like...call me salty!
Back to the results...and Jacob. For the record, Jimmy thought Jacob was off with both songs last night (ergo the reason I predicted he'd be going home), but Jimmy also said that Jacob had lost his confidence. And to add a bit more stress to his already shaky night, Jacob was asked to stand next to Lauren.
Then Ryan and Jimmy turned their attention to Hailey. Jimmy took exception with J-Lo who called him out last night on the advice that he gave Hailey on her first song last night (the Lady Gaga song), but Jimmy said Haiely came back like a Lioness and redeemed herself. Hailey was directed to make the long walk across the stage to be next to James.
Scotty was the final Idol to get the treatment. Jimmy complimented Scotty on a strong night (I half agree) and then Ryan pulled the old final 5 trick by first telling Scotty (the Body) that he was safe and then asking him to pick the other two Idols who were safe. Scotty refused, so Ryan walked him over to James and Hailey meaning that Lauren (by now sobbing) and Jacob (looking like he expected it) made up tonight's B2.
A quick commercial break (aided by the FF button) and then Ryan told Jacob that he was done dealing. But it was Lauren who shed the most tears. Jacob merely flashed a big smile, chatted with Ryan, and watched a video recap of his Idol journey.
And just like that we have our Final Four...James (the favorite), Hailey (the dark horse), Lauren (likely the next to go), and Scotty (the crush--Ryan's and the prime competition--James').
Tune in next week to see how what happens when the Idols chances of winning go up to at least 25%...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Before jumping into the festivities, let me first remind you I predicted that it would be Jacob whose magic carpet ride will likely end tonight. Based on comments read since last night's show, I believe there are many who share that prediction. Now that we have that out of the way, let's start the show.
To kick things off on what has become shameless plug theatre, Ryan spent the first few minutes of the broadcast telling everyone about Steven Tyler's new tell-all book and letting us know that J-Lo would be performing her top hit on the show tonight...and then it was group sing time.
The five finalists performed a relatively underwhelming version of "Happy Together" a fairly tired song...you'd think that with all the crap the Idols have received over the years for song selection, the Idol producers would take a bit of their own advice and choose something a little more interesting. I guess it's the old Cobbler's son story...but with music substituted for shoes.
I'm not even going to waste your time writing about the weekly Ford music video...OK, I guess I did, but now I am going to FF through it.
For a little time wasting fun, the Idols were put on the spot with Chef Gordon Ramsay in the Hell's Kitchen kitchen and told to make an omelet in 10 minutes. None of the Idols seemed too comfortable over a hot burner--thankfully they can sing. Most of the egg dishes found their way into the waste bin; Lauren and Jacob were the only Idols to produce anything nearing edible by Chef Ramsay...and then we got the "to be continued..." What fun could the Idol producers have in store for us? We'll just have to wait...
And to help ease the pain of waiting, we were entertained by Country super group, Lady Antebellum. Now these guys can sing...whether you are a fan of the Country genre or not, their songs are sure to get your toes a-tappin'!
Remember a few paragraphs ago where I was talking about song choice? Well we were treated to a little behind the scenes fun with the Idols where we learned the process they use to select songs...not really, it was just a bit to kill time on Elimination night...
And speaking of Elimination night, it's time to dim the lights and learn some results starting with James. You know the drill--judges comments, a bit of video from super producer Jimmy Ivine, and then the voting results...or maybe not. Instead of safe or danger, James was told to start a group on the other side of the stage.
Lauren was next...and Ryan instructed her to stand on the near side of the stage. BTW: Jimmy predicted that Lauren would be in the B2 because she "pulled back on the melody" of Unchained Melody last night.
Before more results could be learned, Chef Ramsay put Jacob and Lauren through his patented blind taste test test--the same test he gives the wannabe head chefs on his Hell's Kitchen show. The Idols tasted beef (Jacob got it), Tofu (Lauren), and the tie-breaker was Hot Dog which the Southern girl got meaning she won the first ever Idol blind taste test...and a permanent place in the restaurant business...as a customer!
With Randy, Steven, and Ryan snacking on popcorn with the Idol audience, J-Lo performed her dance hit...confession: I didn't watch much of it, but what I saw I didn't like...call me salty!
Back to the results...and Jacob. For the record, Jimmy thought Jacob was off with both songs last night (ergo the reason I predicted he'd be going home), but Jimmy also said that Jacob had lost his confidence. And to add a bit more stress to his already shaky night, Jacob was asked to stand next to Lauren.
Then Ryan and Jimmy turned their attention to Hailey. Jimmy took exception with J-Lo who called him out last night on the advice that he gave Hailey on her first song last night (the Lady Gaga song), but Jimmy said Haiely came back like a Lioness and redeemed herself. Hailey was directed to make the long walk across the stage to be next to James.
Scotty was the final Idol to get the treatment. Jimmy complimented Scotty on a strong night (I half agree) and then Ryan pulled the old final 5 trick by first telling Scotty (the Body) that he was safe and then asking him to pick the other two Idols who were safe. Scotty refused, so Ryan walked him over to James and Hailey meaning that Lauren (by now sobbing) and Jacob (looking like he expected it) made up tonight's B2.
A quick commercial break (aided by the FF button) and then Ryan told Jacob that he was done dealing. But it was Lauren who shed the most tears. Jacob merely flashed a big smile, chatted with Ryan, and watched a video recap of his Idol journey.
And just like that we have our Final Four...James (the favorite), Hailey (the dark horse), Lauren (likely the next to go), and Scotty (the crush--Ryan's and the prime competition--James').
Tune in next week to see how what happens when the Idols chances of winning go up to at least 25%...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Idol Worship - The Top Five Deal You a Two-Fer
Oh are you in for a treat tonight. Not only are the remaining five Idols singing for your votes, their going to do it twice! That's right, tonight the Idols have two chances to make a good impression on you--the impressionable voters. Songs will be selected from the Groovy 60's and from the current charts.
As the Idols readied for their double duty, they were learned by Grammy Award winning artist, Sheryl Crow--the one-time backup singer to Michael Jackson and winner of "best lips on tour"...an unofficial award handed out in a ceremony not televised.
The first Idol to do their thing was James who chose "Closer to the Edge" by 30 Seconds to Mars...not that I have heard of the song or the group, but I believe this would be James' current song. Am I lame or what?! Don't answer. Regardless of whether I know or like the song, James is the King of Idol Performances...he had pyrotechnics, lasers, and lots of moving around the stage to distract anyone unfamiliar with the song. In the end he rocked it like he pretty much does every week. Steven and J-Lo said he is ready to tour. Randy cleared up any mystery about who 30 Seconds to Mars is--apparently it is Jared Leto's group...oh, yeah, now I get it?! Doesn't matter, James is awesome and deserves your votes, so start dialing...once the lines are open, of course.
After another tough results show, Jacob was ready to win you over with his take on the Jordin Sparks (with Chris Brown) hit, "No Air". To add a bit of difficulty, Jacob is going to sing both parts...Jordin's and Chris'. I thought Jacob started a bit high, but I guess it made sense especially when you consider he was standing in cloud-like fog. I wasn't overwhelmed by the performance, so I think Jacob is going to have to up his game a bit during the next round. J-Lo thought it was a good song choice, but Randy was the voice of reason telling Jacob that he shouldn't try to sing songs that were duets by people like Jordin and Chris...he wants Jacob to find his inner Luther--again! Steven pretty much looked bored and then encouraged Jacob to find his voice...again!
The next Idol wannabe to take on another former Idol winner song was Lauren who decided to try to emulate Carrie Underwood and her song "Flat on the Floor". Lauren employed my favorite fiddle player to help her get the Country Diva thing going...along with the Iron Cross hoops for earrings and assorted other distracting costumey things. I wasn't a big fan of the song or the performance, but the judges agreed it was the right song choice for her...I agree, but I still didn't like the song.
When Scotty's turn came up, he chose a Montgomery Gentry hit called "Gone". Scotty started his performance amongst the Idol audience members...much to their excitement. As he made his way to the stage and what appeared a pretty pedestrian performance, he turned and LEAPED toward the judges and pulled his best impression of Garth Brooks in concert. I've been pretty critical of Scotty the past few weeks, but I have to admit tonight was probably his best performance--again, I wasn't thrilled with the song choice...I just HAVE to believe there are better songs for these Idols to sing, but who knows; and who cares, right? Steven said "tonight, you danced with the Devil" and meant it as a compliment.
The final Idol to do their thing during round 1 was Hailey who sang "You and I" by Lady Gaga...a song that, according to Sheryl Crow, hasn't even been released yet. Interesting...let's see how she does. For starters, Hailey was relaxing on the Idol stairs in sparkly gray, skin-tight pants and a leather vest--looking quite Rocker-chic. As for her performance, next to James, she was my favorite of this round. J-Lo didn't agree with me; she thought it was a bad idea to chose an unknown song...who cares--she rocked it! Randy thought it was a risky song choice. Steven agreed it was risky, but he loved what she did with the song. Mixed results for sure.
For his 1960's song, James selected the Harry Nilsson "Without You" a song which brought out so much emotion in James during his mentoring session that he broke down and couldn't sing it. When he hit the stage, he stood with just his mike and was backed by a string section and grand piano. It was a moving performance, one filled with emotion and honesty. As he ended the song, tears started streaming down his cheeks and he was overcome with feelings that I think the judges, the audience, and the viewers could all feel. Randy had a hard time breaking through the applause to credit James with a great performance, though some of the notes fell flat. Randy said the Idol crown is "yours to lose". After the judges finished telling James how great and amazing he is, the camera pulled back revealing that James was standing on stage without his shoes! Just another thing to love about the resident Rocker!
Hoping for a better showing in Round 2, Jacob was encouraged to sing "Love Hurts" by Jimmy...and he was convinced it was the right thing to do when Sheryl sang the rock song with a much softer edge. With confidence Jacob sang the song accompanied by a harpist, three background singers, a trumpet, trombone, and saxophone. When he hit the chorus, the Gospel came out of him and he hit his stride...and, of course, he finished with a big ol' Jacob note! Steven loved the way Jacob delivered the song and J-Lo thought he brought it home.
Lauren chose one of Simon Cowell's favorite songs of all time, the Righteous Brothers "Unchained Melody"--which, according to Lauren, is her parent's song (in case you were wondering). Dressed in a white and teal prom dress and accompanied on stage by a piano player, Lauren gazed longingly into the camera and put her little Georgia twang to the song. I was kind of liking it until she got to the first bridge, but then I kind of wasn't liking it. Oh wait, she's back...no, maybe not. Whoever did the arrangement on that song did a terrible job. J-Lo said "nothing to judge"...what does that mean? The rest of the comments were pretty much missing in action.
Scotty the Body chose Elvis' "Always on My Mind" which you may know better as a Willie Nelson song...did you know that there are over 300 covers of this song including a very successful one by the Pet Shop Boys? Well you do now. As you digest that helpful knowledge, let's check in with Scotty who delivered a less than convincing performance--in my opinion. The judges, of course, threw themselves at him starting with J-Lo who stepped on Randy's time to talk to gush over him. I guess with Stefano gone, she has found her new boy-toy.
The final performance of the night is being delivered by Hailey who chose "House of the Rising Sun" by the Animals. Sheryl encouraged her to start the song a capella; which she did (and quite well, in my opinion). When the band joined in on the fun, Hailey stepped down from the stool on which she was seated and made her way to center stage amongst the fog and psychedelic lighting. As she hit the final big note of her performance, she looked into the camera, gave a rye smile, and then watched as the judges gave her a standing ovation. Randy then gave out the award for the "performance of the night" to Hailey.
And just like the ten performances are over and it's your turn to decide who stays and who goes. My guess is that Jacob's time on Idol has come to an end after a less than stellar first song.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes send home. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
As the Idols readied for their double duty, they were learned by Grammy Award winning artist, Sheryl Crow--the one-time backup singer to Michael Jackson and winner of "best lips on tour"...an unofficial award handed out in a ceremony not televised.
The first Idol to do their thing was James who chose "Closer to the Edge" by 30 Seconds to Mars...not that I have heard of the song or the group, but I believe this would be James' current song. Am I lame or what?! Don't answer. Regardless of whether I know or like the song, James is the King of Idol Performances...he had pyrotechnics, lasers, and lots of moving around the stage to distract anyone unfamiliar with the song. In the end he rocked it like he pretty much does every week. Steven and J-Lo said he is ready to tour. Randy cleared up any mystery about who 30 Seconds to Mars is--apparently it is Jared Leto's group...oh, yeah, now I get it?! Doesn't matter, James is awesome and deserves your votes, so start dialing...once the lines are open, of course.
After another tough results show, Jacob was ready to win you over with his take on the Jordin Sparks (with Chris Brown) hit, "No Air". To add a bit of difficulty, Jacob is going to sing both parts...Jordin's and Chris'. I thought Jacob started a bit high, but I guess it made sense especially when you consider he was standing in cloud-like fog. I wasn't overwhelmed by the performance, so I think Jacob is going to have to up his game a bit during the next round. J-Lo thought it was a good song choice, but Randy was the voice of reason telling Jacob that he shouldn't try to sing songs that were duets by people like Jordin and Chris...he wants Jacob to find his inner Luther--again! Steven pretty much looked bored and then encouraged Jacob to find his voice...again!
The next Idol wannabe to take on another former Idol winner song was Lauren who decided to try to emulate Carrie Underwood and her song "Flat on the Floor". Lauren employed my favorite fiddle player to help her get the Country Diva thing going...along with the Iron Cross hoops for earrings and assorted other distracting costumey things. I wasn't a big fan of the song or the performance, but the judges agreed it was the right song choice for her...I agree, but I still didn't like the song.
When Scotty's turn came up, he chose a Montgomery Gentry hit called "Gone". Scotty started his performance amongst the Idol audience members...much to their excitement. As he made his way to the stage and what appeared a pretty pedestrian performance, he turned and LEAPED toward the judges and pulled his best impression of Garth Brooks in concert. I've been pretty critical of Scotty the past few weeks, but I have to admit tonight was probably his best performance--again, I wasn't thrilled with the song choice...I just HAVE to believe there are better songs for these Idols to sing, but who knows; and who cares, right? Steven said "tonight, you danced with the Devil" and meant it as a compliment.
The final Idol to do their thing during round 1 was Hailey who sang "You and I" by Lady Gaga...a song that, according to Sheryl Crow, hasn't even been released yet. Interesting...let's see how she does. For starters, Hailey was relaxing on the Idol stairs in sparkly gray, skin-tight pants and a leather vest--looking quite Rocker-chic. As for her performance, next to James, she was my favorite of this round. J-Lo didn't agree with me; she thought it was a bad idea to chose an unknown song...who cares--she rocked it! Randy thought it was a risky song choice. Steven agreed it was risky, but he loved what she did with the song. Mixed results for sure.
For his 1960's song, James selected the Harry Nilsson "Without You" a song which brought out so much emotion in James during his mentoring session that he broke down and couldn't sing it. When he hit the stage, he stood with just his mike and was backed by a string section and grand piano. It was a moving performance, one filled with emotion and honesty. As he ended the song, tears started streaming down his cheeks and he was overcome with feelings that I think the judges, the audience, and the viewers could all feel. Randy had a hard time breaking through the applause to credit James with a great performance, though some of the notes fell flat. Randy said the Idol crown is "yours to lose". After the judges finished telling James how great and amazing he is, the camera pulled back revealing that James was standing on stage without his shoes! Just another thing to love about the resident Rocker!
Hoping for a better showing in Round 2, Jacob was encouraged to sing "Love Hurts" by Jimmy...and he was convinced it was the right thing to do when Sheryl sang the rock song with a much softer edge. With confidence Jacob sang the song accompanied by a harpist, three background singers, a trumpet, trombone, and saxophone. When he hit the chorus, the Gospel came out of him and he hit his stride...and, of course, he finished with a big ol' Jacob note! Steven loved the way Jacob delivered the song and J-Lo thought he brought it home.
Lauren chose one of Simon Cowell's favorite songs of all time, the Righteous Brothers "Unchained Melody"--which, according to Lauren, is her parent's song (in case you were wondering). Dressed in a white and teal prom dress and accompanied on stage by a piano player, Lauren gazed longingly into the camera and put her little Georgia twang to the song. I was kind of liking it until she got to the first bridge, but then I kind of wasn't liking it. Oh wait, she's back...no, maybe not. Whoever did the arrangement on that song did a terrible job. J-Lo said "nothing to judge"...what does that mean? The rest of the comments were pretty much missing in action.
Scotty the Body chose Elvis' "Always on My Mind" which you may know better as a Willie Nelson song...did you know that there are over 300 covers of this song including a very successful one by the Pet Shop Boys? Well you do now. As you digest that helpful knowledge, let's check in with Scotty who delivered a less than convincing performance--in my opinion. The judges, of course, threw themselves at him starting with J-Lo who stepped on Randy's time to talk to gush over him. I guess with Stefano gone, she has found her new boy-toy.
The final performance of the night is being delivered by Hailey who chose "House of the Rising Sun" by the Animals. Sheryl encouraged her to start the song a capella; which she did (and quite well, in my opinion). When the band joined in on the fun, Hailey stepped down from the stool on which she was seated and made her way to center stage amongst the fog and psychedelic lighting. As she hit the final big note of her performance, she looked into the camera, gave a rye smile, and then watched as the judges gave her a standing ovation. Randy then gave out the award for the "performance of the night" to Hailey.
And just like the ten performances are over and it's your turn to decide who stays and who goes. My guess is that Jacob's time on Idol has come to an end after a less than stellar first song.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes send home. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
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