Tonight we lay what has been a very disappointing Season 10 to rest. The Idol wannabes sang fine all season--they may have been the best bunch of Idol finalists in the ten year history of American Idol, but this season proved that Idol is not the Juggernaut it was with a certain Englishman and his tight t-shirts.
That aside, it is finally time to crown the Idol that captured the most votes after last night's performances. Will it be Country Boy Scotty "the body" McCreedy (drink!) or Southern Girl Lauren Alaina?
As with finale shows in season's past, the best part of the night will likely be when the other eleven Idols who were sent home early make their final appearances on the Idol stage.
The night started with a Lady Gaga group sing. Dressed in white with silver, the thirteen Idols joined forces on "Born this Way" and moved around the stage in "Up With People" fashion. It was good to see the other Idols and was a fine start to the night.
The first solo performance was turned in by Idol's resident Rocker, James Durbin, who sang with Heavy Metal kings, Judas Priest. Watching James and the Priests rock it on "Living After Midnight" followed by "Breaking the Law" made me long for a more diverse Idol final and not the Hee Haw mish-mash we were forced to endure last night. Oh well...
While you think about what might have been, I will watch Jacob sing a tune with Gospel great Curt Franklin. Jacob and Curtis got the crowd going with a duet of "Smile" and just when you thought it couldn't get any better, on to the stage walked Gladys Knight...minus the Pips. And the emotion really started flowing Idol flashed a number on screen asking for donations for the Red Cross to be used to help the victims of the recent tornadoes that demolished the town of Joplin, MO.
So far the three performances we have seen tonight blow away (by a wide margin) anything we heard last night. And when we returned from commercial we were greeted by early season favorite, Casey Abrams, who sang "Flat Bottomed Girls" with School of Rock rocker, Jack Black! It wasn't necessarily a vocal master class, but so much more entertaining that anything we say 24 hours ago...and it only got better when onto the stage rode a bevy of girls on two-wheelers and wearing different colored spandex short-shorts. Good times!
The ladies of Idol took the stage next dressed in red and black dresses and moving around the stage as they sang a group medley of Beyonce hits starting off with "Single Ladies" followed by "Irreplaceable", "Get Me Bodied", "If I Were a Boy", and finishing with "Deja Vu" before inviting the former Destiny's Child star to the stage for a sing-along of "Crazy in Love". It was probably the best group sing in the history of Idol! If you don't believe me, YouTube it! You won't be sorry...and guess what? The only female missing...Lauren! Coincidence? You be the judge.
Fresh off of a great group performance, third place Idol finalist, hit the stage with Mr. Tony Bennett to sing "Steppin' Out"...and it was another smash hit! BTW: Any idea how old Tony is? If you guessed 85 (soon), you'd be right! But it is a very young 85! He sounded awesome and Hailey was up to the challenge.
In what I am quite sure the first time in history, Tony Bennett's performance was followed by one from Lil Jon (he of "Celebrity Apprentice" fame) who exploded onto the stage. After Lil' Jon got the crowd revved up, TLC appeared and sang a silky version of "Waterfall". To add an Idol flavor, the girls of TLC were joined by the four Idol girls not named Pia, Hailey, or Lauren. It was another good performance--and not a single country sound...
Until Scotty and Tim McGraw dueted on "Like You Were Dying". Tim kicked off the performance in his traditional look--tight tee and jeans, cowboy boots, and black hat. Bathed in a single spot, Tim made me like Country again...and then Scotty saddled up next to Mr. McGraw, turned his microphone sideways, and made me wish they didn't have phones in hillbilly country! Just kidding--Scotty did a fine job singing his genre (he always does), I just wish he would TRY something different...not gonna happen.
You know what else isn't gonna happen? Idol's obsession with self-promotion. This time it was Mr. J-Lo who got the special star treatment. That's right, Marc Anthony sang a Spanish language song...the best part of which was watching Sheila E. play percussion--bringing back sweet memories of her '80's hit "Glamorous Life". But Sheila E. wasn't the only special guest...J-Lo made an appearance reprising her role of fly-girl form the '90's hit, "In Living Color". I'm not a big Marc Anthony fan, but I found this performance quite entertaining...and something one might see on one of those shows on Univision.
Once they cleared the stage of the Latin lovers, they made room for the Boys of Idol who did their a medley of songs made popular by Welsh ladies man, Tom Jones: "Kiss", "She's A Lady", "What's New Pussycat","Green Green Grass of Home" (to help Scotty feel at home),"Love Me Tonight", "Delilah", and then the cherry on top of the sundae, "It's Not Unusual" with Mr. Tom Jones himself! It was a great performance--how can you go wrong when you are working with the songs of Tom Jones?!, but it wasn't quite as good as the medley turned in by the girls. So if you are keeping score, it's Girls 1, Boys 0 in the medley department.
Remember way back at the start of the show when the Idols did a Lady Gaga song? Well, it is now time to bring on the Lady herself! Dressed in a...oh, who am I kidding? Can anyone really describe what Gaga wears?! Let's talk about her performance of "On the Edge"...flawless! Although she may have been pushing a bit close to the edge with some of the simulated acts she was doing with one of her male dancers atop a structure on the Idol stage. But I'm quite sure her little monsters loved it...and why wouldn't they?!
With a little more than 30 minutes left in the Season, Lauren sang a duet with former Idol champ, Carrie Underwood. The two southern girls teamed up on Carrie's hit "Before He Cheats". Carrie looked great in a sparkly off the shoulder number with white short-shorts (the second use of that clothing item in the blog!) while Lauren was dressed in a black dress/top and black leggings. The girls did a nice job--especially Carrie who is one of the best singers...Idol or otherwise!
Beyonce made her second appearance of the night when she sang "1 + 1". I'm not sure what to think of the song--didn't seem much to it besides Beyonce asking the person to whom she is singing to make love to her. Beyond that, it was fairly boring song...I just kept waiting for her to hit the bridge and kick the song into second gear. But alas I didn't get my wish and foolishly resisted the urge to use the FF button to get to the next performance. The crowd seemed to like it...
But what would the crowd think of a special performance of a U2-written song from the much maligned "Spiderman" Broadway show? Said song was performed by Reeve Carney--who? Whoever he is, he looks about 12 and had the pleasure of singing the song with Bono and the Edge, so he must be someone, right?
After that performance and a couple of commericals (which did get the FF treatment), Ryan introduced judge Steven Tyler who was seated at the Idol Grand Piano and sang the very well known "Dream Weaver". If I can give Steven some advice (something he and the other judges refused to do this year), Steven should go back to performing ON the stage and leave judging to someone who actually WANTS to judge--I am available and come at a much cheaper price than Steven!
So, at long last, it is time to learn the results of the record 122 million votes casted last evening. Ryan was handed the envelope that contained the certified results while Lauren, dressed in a canary yellow dress, and Scotty held hands and awaited the words that you just knew were going to be uttered...that the winner of Season 10 American Idol is...Scotty McCreery!
Well, I would love to tell you that I am shocked or surprised, but I just can't go there. In a season that saw every front runner booted from the stage (some more than once!), it is a very young country boy who outlasted the rest. Congratulations, Scotty...now get to Nashville and stay there...Idol is for pop stars!
And that's how Season 10 of American Idol went. Until next time, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Idol Worship - Country Cousins Battle for the Crown
Tonight's Idol final pits Georgia Peach, Lauren Alaina, against the pride of North Carolina, Scotty "the Body" McCreedy (drink!). As both of these teenage singers love their southern roots and rarely--or rather NEVER stray far from the Country genre, tonight's final performances will likely resemble something more akin to Nashville Star. But never fear, you don't have to put yourself through the yodeling (shout out)...that's what I'm here for.
Quick health note: apparently while prepping for tonight's big yodel fest, Lauren blew out one of her voice chords and there was some concern about whether she would be able to perform or not. Ryan cleared things up by bringing on stage an Idol doctor dressed in black scrubs who gave Lauren the "go 'head" to sing her little heart out. So that's just what she is going to do...one last time!
Here's how the song selections are going to go--three rounds: 1) contestant's fav, 2) their own Idol picks a song (George Strait picks Scotty's and Carrie Underwood picks for Lauren), and 3) their first single should they win Idol.
Round One and Scotty's up first singing "Gone". Scotty did his best impression of Garth Brooks in concert and sounded good--if you like that kind of thing. No judges comments, just Ryan reading out the phone numbers...I guess I'm not the only one who thinks the judges are essentially a waste of space this year...the Idol producers must be reading my blog!
Lauren's first round selection was "Flat on the Floor"...didn't like it the first time and not a big fan this time either. Toward the end it sounded like Lauren's voice betrayed her which couldn't be comforting to her knowing that there are two more songs to sing.
Hate to say it, but in my opinion, I have to give Round 1 to Scotty "the Body"! (drink).
Round 2 and the Idol's Idols were set to pick songs for the Idol Wannabes. George Strait decided to go old school (relatively) and picked one of his own hits from last century, "Check Yes or No". Scotty strapped on his guitar, donned his best "Howdy Doody" shirt, and sang the song like an Idol wannabe singing a Country Superstar's song. Not a fan of that version of the song.
Let's see what Lauren did with "Maybe It Was Memphis" which was selected by former Idol crown holder, Carrie Underwood. Dressed in a sparkly square dancing skirt and cowboy books, Lauren gave it her all, but you could tell her voice just didn't have the same clear sound as in past weeks. Could it be that Lauren is going to hand over the Idol title due to health reasons? It sure looks that way because I am going to give Round 2 to "the body" (drink).
Before the final round could commence, Ryan turned to the judges to get some feedback on the first two rounds. Randy was the first to go and credited America with selected a couple of fine finalists...I disagree. Then he gave a split decision on Rounds 1 and 2...J-Lo offered nothing during her time with the mic, but agreed with Randy on who won each round. Steven gave both rounds to Lauren because "she's prettier".
Round 3 kicked off with Taio Cruz singing the song that America helped him write. Taio was flanked by a drum corps with illuminated sticks, drums, and uniforms. It was very underwhelming.
Scotty took the stage to sing "I Love You This Big" which will be his first single should he win the title of Season 10 American Idol. Don't fall off your chair, but it's a country song! Now you may think I am not a fan of country music, but you would be wrong; I just am sick that Idol has turned into a country fest and so very predictable. And as I listen to Scotty sing this song I am finding it hard to stay awake--major YAWNER! He better hope he doesn't win if that is the kind of song he is going to record. That was terrible! Of course the judges fell all over themselves...pretty much saying nothing.
Thankfully there is but one song left in the competition and it will be delivered by Lauren. If Lauren wins, she will sing a song about moms...and not a good one like that one that Adam Samberg and Justin Timberlake sing--you know the one! I believe Lauren's is called "Like My Mother Does". About halfway through the song, Lauren made her way down from the stage (with an assist from Ryan) to share a hug and sing a bit directly to her mother. It was a sweet moment, but like Scotty, the song was a real downer. I won't waste your time telling you what the judges said because does it really matter?
With all three rounds in the can, I am going to give Round 3 to Lauren making the score: Scotty 2, Lauren 1. For the record, Randy and J-Lo predicted that Lauren would walk away with the title while Steven went against type and chose Scotty.
Before closing out the performance portion of the night, Ryan welcomed back former Idol, David Cook, to sing his version of "Don't You Forget About Me". Like everything else David sang on the Idol stage during his season, I thought it was awesome and easily the best thing sang all night...and a welcome change from the southern fare we have been force fed for much of the season.
Tune in tomorrow when the rest of the Idol finalists join a cast of thousands as they crown the Idol champ. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
Quick health note: apparently while prepping for tonight's big yodel fest, Lauren blew out one of her voice chords and there was some concern about whether she would be able to perform or not. Ryan cleared things up by bringing on stage an Idol doctor dressed in black scrubs who gave Lauren the "go 'head" to sing her little heart out. So that's just what she is going to do...one last time!
Here's how the song selections are going to go--three rounds: 1) contestant's fav, 2) their own Idol picks a song (George Strait picks Scotty's and Carrie Underwood picks for Lauren), and 3) their first single should they win Idol.
Round One and Scotty's up first singing "Gone". Scotty did his best impression of Garth Brooks in concert and sounded good--if you like that kind of thing. No judges comments, just Ryan reading out the phone numbers...I guess I'm not the only one who thinks the judges are essentially a waste of space this year...the Idol producers must be reading my blog!
Lauren's first round selection was "Flat on the Floor"...didn't like it the first time and not a big fan this time either. Toward the end it sounded like Lauren's voice betrayed her which couldn't be comforting to her knowing that there are two more songs to sing.
Hate to say it, but in my opinion, I have to give Round 1 to Scotty "the Body"! (drink).
Round 2 and the Idol's Idols were set to pick songs for the Idol Wannabes. George Strait decided to go old school (relatively) and picked one of his own hits from last century, "Check Yes or No". Scotty strapped on his guitar, donned his best "Howdy Doody" shirt, and sang the song like an Idol wannabe singing a Country Superstar's song. Not a fan of that version of the song.
Let's see what Lauren did with "Maybe It Was Memphis" which was selected by former Idol crown holder, Carrie Underwood. Dressed in a sparkly square dancing skirt and cowboy books, Lauren gave it her all, but you could tell her voice just didn't have the same clear sound as in past weeks. Could it be that Lauren is going to hand over the Idol title due to health reasons? It sure looks that way because I am going to give Round 2 to "the body" (drink).
Before the final round could commence, Ryan turned to the judges to get some feedback on the first two rounds. Randy was the first to go and credited America with selected a couple of fine finalists...I disagree. Then he gave a split decision on Rounds 1 and 2...J-Lo offered nothing during her time with the mic, but agreed with Randy on who won each round. Steven gave both rounds to Lauren because "she's prettier".
Round 3 kicked off with Taio Cruz singing the song that America helped him write. Taio was flanked by a drum corps with illuminated sticks, drums, and uniforms. It was very underwhelming.
Scotty took the stage to sing "I Love You This Big" which will be his first single should he win the title of Season 10 American Idol. Don't fall off your chair, but it's a country song! Now you may think I am not a fan of country music, but you would be wrong; I just am sick that Idol has turned into a country fest and so very predictable. And as I listen to Scotty sing this song I am finding it hard to stay awake--major YAWNER! He better hope he doesn't win if that is the kind of song he is going to record. That was terrible! Of course the judges fell all over themselves...pretty much saying nothing.
Thankfully there is but one song left in the competition and it will be delivered by Lauren. If Lauren wins, she will sing a song about moms...and not a good one like that one that Adam Samberg and Justin Timberlake sing--you know the one! I believe Lauren's is called "Like My Mother Does". About halfway through the song, Lauren made her way down from the stage (with an assist from Ryan) to share a hug and sing a bit directly to her mother. It was a sweet moment, but like Scotty, the song was a real downer. I won't waste your time telling you what the judges said because does it really matter?
With all three rounds in the can, I am going to give Round 3 to Lauren making the score: Scotty 2, Lauren 1. For the record, Randy and J-Lo predicted that Lauren would walk away with the title while Steven went against type and chose Scotty.
Before closing out the performance portion of the night, Ryan welcomed back former Idol, David Cook, to sing his version of "Don't You Forget About Me". Like everything else David sang on the Idol stage during his season, I thought it was awesome and easily the best thing sang all night...and a welcome change from the southern fare we have been force fed for much of the season.
Tune in tomorrow when the rest of the Idol finalists join a cast of thousands as they crown the Idol champ. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Idol Chatter - The Final Finalists Finally
So last night the three remaining Idols sang three songs with the hopes that you would pick up the phone and dial the numbers that translated into votes that would save them tonight and launch them into the one night, winner-take-all event next week with the chance to join the other immortals from Idols first nine seasons. But first a few questions:
Did your favorite make it to the finals? Better question: was your favorite in the line up last night? Best question: did America send your favorite home long before they deserved to go home? Bestest question: have you lost all respect for Idol and the process for finding THE American Idol?
Questions asked, answered, and debated...and now it's time to find out what happened on the second to last elimination show of Season 10. Check out all the action starting....NOW!...THIS...IS...IDOL...CHATTER!
Here's the rundown of tonight's special guests: there will be performances by Italian Trio Il Volo, Pussy Cat and Mirror Ball Champ Nicole Scherzinger with an assist from rapper and business mogul Two Bits...er, 50 Cent. Plus we get to go home with the final three as they were given the special treatment by the hometown fans--radio/TV interviews, parades in their honor, and keys to the city...usual fare.
We watched as Hailey was whisked off by private jet to her hometown of Wheeling, IL by way of Chicago. Hailey's parade was literally rained on, but that did dampen (pun intended) the spirit or turn out of the people of Wheeling. She was cheered everywhere she went--to her high school, the parade, and finally at Arlington Race Track where she performed "Sweet Home Chicago" to thirty thousand of her adoring hometown fans.
Scotty flew home to Garner, NC and received the southern fried star treatment from his mostly pre-pubescent Carolina fans. Included in his itinerary were stops at the local baseball diamond where Scotty showed his pitching form, the grocery store where he bagged groceries pre-Idol, and a concert that turned out to be a sing-a-long with Josh Turner (he of the "Lock the doors and turn the lights down low" fame). Scotty, rightly, called it the best day of his young life.
On our final Idol trip home, we joined Lauren as she spent time with her family and friends in Georgia. Lauren's trip was especially poignant because it was her first time seeing the destruction caused by the many tornadoes that destroyed many homes and lives a few weeks ago. As you might imagine, Lauren's trip home was filled with emotions of all shapes and sizes. It was quite humbling to see and hear some of the stories shared during her trip.
But emotions aside, it is finally time to find out who is in the Finals next week...the first Idol to go through to next week is...Scotty. Any guesses as to what type of song he'll be singing come next Tuesday?
And the other finalist is...Lauren. So it's official, Idol's gone country. And the judges couldn't look happier.
Tune in next week for what promises to be a predictable and likely boring one-note country fest. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Did your favorite make it to the finals? Better question: was your favorite in the line up last night? Best question: did America send your favorite home long before they deserved to go home? Bestest question: have you lost all respect for Idol and the process for finding THE American Idol?
Questions asked, answered, and debated...and now it's time to find out what happened on the second to last elimination show of Season 10. Check out all the action starting....NOW!...THIS...IS...IDOL...CHATTER!
Here's the rundown of tonight's special guests: there will be performances by Italian Trio Il Volo, Pussy Cat and Mirror Ball Champ Nicole Scherzinger with an assist from rapper and business mogul Two Bits...er, 50 Cent. Plus we get to go home with the final three as they were given the special treatment by the hometown fans--radio/TV interviews, parades in their honor, and keys to the city...usual fare.
We watched as Hailey was whisked off by private jet to her hometown of Wheeling, IL by way of Chicago. Hailey's parade was literally rained on, but that did dampen (pun intended) the spirit or turn out of the people of Wheeling. She was cheered everywhere she went--to her high school, the parade, and finally at Arlington Race Track where she performed "Sweet Home Chicago" to thirty thousand of her adoring hometown fans.
Scotty flew home to Garner, NC and received the southern fried star treatment from his mostly pre-pubescent Carolina fans. Included in his itinerary were stops at the local baseball diamond where Scotty showed his pitching form, the grocery store where he bagged groceries pre-Idol, and a concert that turned out to be a sing-a-long with Josh Turner (he of the "Lock the doors and turn the lights down low" fame). Scotty, rightly, called it the best day of his young life.
On our final Idol trip home, we joined Lauren as she spent time with her family and friends in Georgia. Lauren's trip was especially poignant because it was her first time seeing the destruction caused by the many tornadoes that destroyed many homes and lives a few weeks ago. As you might imagine, Lauren's trip home was filled with emotions of all shapes and sizes. It was quite humbling to see and hear some of the stories shared during her trip.
But emotions aside, it is finally time to find out who is in the Finals next week...the first Idol to go through to next week is...Scotty. Any guesses as to what type of song he'll be singing come next Tuesday?
And the other finalist is...Lauren. So it's official, Idol's gone country. And the judges couldn't look happier.
Tune in next week for what promises to be a predictable and likely boring one-note country fest. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Idol Worship - The Final Three Sing Thrice
We're down to the final three and it's any body's game...and I have just one question for you: Who is going to win? Will it be the NFL star in whom the judges see no wrong? Will it be the TV star who defies the look and age of a ballroom dancer? Or will it be the Disney star who has broken all of the rules all season?
Wait a minute...wrong show!
The three remaining Idols...actually Idol wannabes are: Scotty the Body (Drink!), Georgia Peach Lauren, and Growling Hailey. And because it is the final three, they get to sing three times to win your votes.
Tonight the Idols will sing a song of their own choosing (and be mentored by pop superstar, movie star, and all around fashion mogul, Beyonce), they will a song chosen by Jimmy Iovine, and the always popular judge's choice.
Before getting into the singing, is it me or is this the most anti-climatic final three in Idol history? With that as the backdrop, here's how Round 1 went:
Scotty went first and surprise, surprise he choice a country tune to sing! While you pick yourself up off the floor I'll tell you the song was Lonestar's "Amazed". As usual, Scotty sounded good, but I am so bored with him that I just about fell asleep during the performance. The judges...who cares?! They slobbered all over him and pumped him full of lame complements. J-Lo, of course, took full credit for how he has grown (her words) throughout the competition. About the only remotely interesting thing any of the judges said was when Randy pulled out the brag book and said he produced that very song for Boyz to Men many moons ago.
As I was made aware of after last week's show, Idol has officially Gone Country! And in keeping with that theme, Lauren choice to do Faith Hill's "Wild One" an up tempo number that I predict the judges will think was the perfect choice and that she just slayed. When Lauren hit the stage dressed in a red and white frock, flowers hanging from her ears, and white cowboy boots with black leggings tucked into them, she was surrounded by a few musicians and she did her thing. I didn't care for the song or the performance and felt the ending was really odd--it seemed like she wasn't ready for the song to end. The judges, as assumed, gushed like it was Faith on the stage and not an Idol contestant.
Idol dark horse, Hailey was the last to go in Round 1 and flipped the script by selecting Led Zepplin's "What Is & What Should Never Be"...a risk for sure. But to help ease the pain I'm quite sure the judges will put her through, Hailey will have her daddy nearby because he joined her on stage playing guitar (an Idol first!)...oops! As Hailey was making her way back to the stage after a spin around the judge's table and the catwalk, she tripped on the stage steps and crashed! But in true "the show must go on" mode, Hailey picked herself up and continued singing and dancing...and in the end she may have actually won the judges over. Randy gave her mad props calling it maybe "your best performance yet!" Steven told her it "isn't how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up". J-Lo, as usual, inserted herself in the mix by stepping on Steven's words and telling Hailey that everyone--including Beyonce, fall on stage.
With Round 1 in the bag, I have to give it to Hailey! She was the only one to take any chance amongst the three. The judges agreed with me...as much as it obviously pained them.
Round 2 and song chosen by Jimmy Iovene.
For Scotty, Jimmy picked "Are You Going to Kiss Me or Not" by Thompson Square...another Country song. We get it, Scotty can sing Country. But he's boring as H-E-double hockey sticks! There really isn't anything else to write about Scotty, the performance, or the judges. Nothing changes with this kid. I say give him the boot (Cowboy Boot!) and let him go record for RCA Nashville...and let's get someone back who can actually give us something fresh...talk about a lack of imagination.
Let's see what song Jimmy selects for the other Idol Gone Country contestant, Lauren. Well, shock of all shocks Jimmy went with a Country song!..."If I Die Young" by The Band Perry. Unlike Scotty, Lauren actually made the song entertaining...by forgetting the lyrics before the final push! Classic! Let's see if the judges point that out or if they chose to ignore the obvious mistake...oh snap! J-Lo just called the lyric slip "getting caught up in an honest moment". Randy and Steven piled on and actually complemented her for f-ing up! Amazing!
Bringing up the rear in Round 2, Hailey took the stage to sing "Rianna" by Fleetwood Mac and sung by Stevie Nicks. For the first time in Round 2, we actually have the opportunity to hear someone sing something interesting. Hailey started the song slow and when she hit the first chorus, not only did the tempo pick up, but the Idol fan started blowing give Hailey the look of an Angel flying through the Idol sky giving the voters something to consider that isn't all formula and boring. So what would the judges find to criticize? Randy thought it was a somber moment--what is this guy smoking?! Somber? That was one of the greatest songs ever (kind of like the Led Zepplin song she sang in Round 1) and I thought Hailey nailed it! J-Lo expressed disappointment that Hailey didn't take it further. Are these idiots listening to the songs or are they so in love with the Country Cousins that they can't see talent?
So when pressed for they choice to pick the winner of Round 2, Steven picked Lauren and J-Lo and Randy picked Scotty. That's just crazy!
Round 3 was delayed while Idol premiered to the world Beyonce's new music video...which I FF'ed through to get to the Idols.
In this round, the Idols will sing songs selected by the judges. For Scotty, the judges picked a...gasp! Country song! This time Scotty get's to channel his inner Kenny Rogers (pre-plastic surgery) on "She Believes in Me". Scotty, again, sang well, but there is just no magic in hearing him sing everything the same. Aren't you all tired of having Scotty dropped the same needle on the same groove every time out? Well I am...or maybe you hadn't noticed. And it should come as no surprise that the judges just loved it...and why wouldn't they?--they picked the song and they believe he can do no wrong.
Lauren's judge's song was "I Hope You Dance" by LeeAnn Womack. Dressed in what can only be described as a rejected prom or bridesmaid dress the color of daiquiri ice and looking much older than her teen aged years, Lauren did a passable job of performing what is a very nice song. But I wonder what the judges are thinking having these Country Bumpkins sing two relatively downer songs. As with Scotty the judges fell all over themselves complementing Lauren...J-Lo gave Lauren Round 3 even before Hailey had a chance to screw up. BTW: Randy said he loved the color of the dress...agree to disagree!
In a final effort to curry favor from the judges and you the voters, Hailey was given "You Ought to Know" by Alain Morrisette. Of the three judge's song selections, this was the only one that asked any of the contestants to show any vocal range whatsoever. Hailey lent her signature growl to the song and hit is out of the park! She even found time to work the stage, the audience, and the judges--especially when she go right in their faces and screamed the chorus! The judges begrudgingly gave her credit for doing an OK job...you could tell that J-Lo, especially, struggled to give Hailey any positive feedback. J-Lo is quickly becoming the Carrie Ann of Idol (second DWTS reference!).
So with three rounds in the can, it's in your hands. Who you gonna vote for? Or better, who are you going to ignore and send home tomorrow? My guess is Hailey is going home...she doesn't deserve to go--in my opinion she is the only one of the three remaining Idol wannabes that holds my interest. But that's just me...
Tune in tomorrow to see which semi-finalist is going to fall just one week short of participating in the finals. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Wait a minute...wrong show!
The three remaining Idols...actually Idol wannabes are: Scotty the Body (Drink!), Georgia Peach Lauren, and Growling Hailey. And because it is the final three, they get to sing three times to win your votes.
Tonight the Idols will sing a song of their own choosing (and be mentored by pop superstar, movie star, and all around fashion mogul, Beyonce), they will a song chosen by Jimmy Iovine, and the always popular judge's choice.
Before getting into the singing, is it me or is this the most anti-climatic final three in Idol history? With that as the backdrop, here's how Round 1 went:
Scotty went first and surprise, surprise he choice a country tune to sing! While you pick yourself up off the floor I'll tell you the song was Lonestar's "Amazed". As usual, Scotty sounded good, but I am so bored with him that I just about fell asleep during the performance. The judges...who cares?! They slobbered all over him and pumped him full of lame complements. J-Lo, of course, took full credit for how he has grown (her words) throughout the competition. About the only remotely interesting thing any of the judges said was when Randy pulled out the brag book and said he produced that very song for Boyz to Men many moons ago.
As I was made aware of after last week's show, Idol has officially Gone Country! And in keeping with that theme, Lauren choice to do Faith Hill's "Wild One" an up tempo number that I predict the judges will think was the perfect choice and that she just slayed. When Lauren hit the stage dressed in a red and white frock, flowers hanging from her ears, and white cowboy boots with black leggings tucked into them, she was surrounded by a few musicians and she did her thing. I didn't care for the song or the performance and felt the ending was really odd--it seemed like she wasn't ready for the song to end. The judges, as assumed, gushed like it was Faith on the stage and not an Idol contestant.
Idol dark horse, Hailey was the last to go in Round 1 and flipped the script by selecting Led Zepplin's "What Is & What Should Never Be"...a risk for sure. But to help ease the pain I'm quite sure the judges will put her through, Hailey will have her daddy nearby because he joined her on stage playing guitar (an Idol first!)...oops! As Hailey was making her way back to the stage after a spin around the judge's table and the catwalk, she tripped on the stage steps and crashed! But in true "the show must go on" mode, Hailey picked herself up and continued singing and dancing...and in the end she may have actually won the judges over. Randy gave her mad props calling it maybe "your best performance yet!" Steven told her it "isn't how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up". J-Lo, as usual, inserted herself in the mix by stepping on Steven's words and telling Hailey that everyone--including Beyonce, fall on stage.
With Round 1 in the bag, I have to give it to Hailey! She was the only one to take any chance amongst the three. The judges agreed with me...as much as it obviously pained them.
Round 2 and song chosen by Jimmy Iovene.
For Scotty, Jimmy picked "Are You Going to Kiss Me or Not" by Thompson Square...another Country song. We get it, Scotty can sing Country. But he's boring as H-E-double hockey sticks! There really isn't anything else to write about Scotty, the performance, or the judges. Nothing changes with this kid. I say give him the boot (Cowboy Boot!) and let him go record for RCA Nashville...and let's get someone back who can actually give us something fresh...talk about a lack of imagination.
Let's see what song Jimmy selects for the other Idol Gone Country contestant, Lauren. Well, shock of all shocks Jimmy went with a Country song!..."If I Die Young" by The Band Perry. Unlike Scotty, Lauren actually made the song entertaining...by forgetting the lyrics before the final push! Classic! Let's see if the judges point that out or if they chose to ignore the obvious mistake...oh snap! J-Lo just called the lyric slip "getting caught up in an honest moment". Randy and Steven piled on and actually complemented her for f-ing up! Amazing!
Bringing up the rear in Round 2, Hailey took the stage to sing "Rianna" by Fleetwood Mac and sung by Stevie Nicks. For the first time in Round 2, we actually have the opportunity to hear someone sing something interesting. Hailey started the song slow and when she hit the first chorus, not only did the tempo pick up, but the Idol fan started blowing give Hailey the look of an Angel flying through the Idol sky giving the voters something to consider that isn't all formula and boring. So what would the judges find to criticize? Randy thought it was a somber moment--what is this guy smoking?! Somber? That was one of the greatest songs ever (kind of like the Led Zepplin song she sang in Round 1) and I thought Hailey nailed it! J-Lo expressed disappointment that Hailey didn't take it further. Are these idiots listening to the songs or are they so in love with the Country Cousins that they can't see talent?
So when pressed for they choice to pick the winner of Round 2, Steven picked Lauren and J-Lo and Randy picked Scotty. That's just crazy!
Round 3 was delayed while Idol premiered to the world Beyonce's new music video...which I FF'ed through to get to the Idols.
In this round, the Idols will sing songs selected by the judges. For Scotty, the judges picked a...gasp! Country song! This time Scotty get's to channel his inner Kenny Rogers (pre-plastic surgery) on "She Believes in Me". Scotty, again, sang well, but there is just no magic in hearing him sing everything the same. Aren't you all tired of having Scotty dropped the same needle on the same groove every time out? Well I am...or maybe you hadn't noticed. And it should come as no surprise that the judges just loved it...and why wouldn't they?--they picked the song and they believe he can do no wrong.
Lauren's judge's song was "I Hope You Dance" by LeeAnn Womack. Dressed in what can only be described as a rejected prom or bridesmaid dress the color of daiquiri ice and looking much older than her teen aged years, Lauren did a passable job of performing what is a very nice song. But I wonder what the judges are thinking having these Country Bumpkins sing two relatively downer songs. As with Scotty the judges fell all over themselves complementing Lauren...J-Lo gave Lauren Round 3 even before Hailey had a chance to screw up. BTW: Randy said he loved the color of the dress...agree to disagree!
In a final effort to curry favor from the judges and you the voters, Hailey was given "You Ought to Know" by Alain Morrisette. Of the three judge's song selections, this was the only one that asked any of the contestants to show any vocal range whatsoever. Hailey lent her signature growl to the song and hit is out of the park! She even found time to work the stage, the audience, and the judges--especially when she go right in their faces and screamed the chorus! The judges begrudgingly gave her credit for doing an OK job...you could tell that J-Lo, especially, struggled to give Hailey any positive feedback. J-Lo is quickly becoming the Carrie Ann of Idol (second DWTS reference!).
So with three rounds in the can, it's in your hands. Who you gonna vote for? Or better, who are you going to ignore and send home tomorrow? My guess is Hailey is going home...she doesn't deserve to go--in my opinion she is the only one of the three remaining Idol wannabes that holds my interest. But that's just me...
Tune in tomorrow to see which semi-finalist is going to fall just one week short of participating in the finals. Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to...
Charlie
Friday, May 13, 2011
Idol Worship - The Final Four Take the Stage Twice
It's the Final Four and that can only mean one thing...MAY MADNESS! The remaining four Idols--James, Hailey, Scotty, and Lauren will be mentored by pop icon, Lady Gaga as they sing songs that inspire them as well as those written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller--a couple of guys born during FDR's administration...his FIRST one! According to Ryan, these guys wrote every song known to man...or words to that affect.
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he emplored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tounge lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will critize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the night's penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am interested to see how she performs. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and phycially helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performcers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with prytechics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he emplored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tounge lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will critize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the night's penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am interested to see how she performs. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and phycially helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performcers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with prytechics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
Idol Chatter - Someone is Sent Home for Good
The following was written during the Idol Elimination show which aired on Thursday, May 12th. Enjoy!
OK, here’s the drill: last night the four remaining Idols had two chances to win your votes; tonight we send home one of the Idols leaving three to battle it out next week for a chance to represent their adoring fans in the finals. If that don’t get your blood pumping then you’re in the wrong game!
Tonight promises to be a big night not only for the Idol contestants, but for all who view Idol—there will be performances by Jordin Sparks, Enrique Iglesias, and last night’s guest mentor Lady Gaga, and in keeping with this year’s theme of self-indulgence, we will be treated to the world premier of judge Steven Tyler’s new video…but who really cares about all of that filler? I just want to know who is going home and who is going to sing songs next week?
So that’s the line up…and here’s what happened…
Before any results were shared, Ryan rolled video of last night’s performances and judges comments. I know there were some who questioned whether Hailey was rude to the judges and in particular, Randy. She certainly gave him some attitude, but I think it was deserved because Randy (and J-Lo) were rude to her. They haven’t given any constructive feedback all season and last night they essentially attacked her because she tried to do something that wasn’t “safe”…well, boo-hoo, Randy and J-Lo!
Back to tonight and the group sing. Scotty and James paired up to sing Brad Paisley’s “Start a Band”…now why would these two sing a country hit? Because Scotty can’t sing any other genre, that’s why! It is my opinion that Scotty would be a better fit for Nashville Star than American Idol because Idol is a pop show and Scotty doesn’t do pop. On the other hand, James can (and DOES) do anything! He is definitely the best of Idol and deserves to not only make it into next week’s performance show, but he should be the last man standing when the Idol crown is passed in a couple of weeks.
Sticking with the country duet theme, the remaining Idol ladies did their thing with “Gun Powder and Lead” by Miranda Lambert. Again, what’s the deal with the country songs? Lauren can certainly sing other genres, right?! Oh did I miss the memo that said Idol has gone country?! Regardless of what did or didn’t happen, the girls did a passable job with the song…there seemed to be some screaming going on during the middle part, but who cares, it’s elimination night and there are more important things to consider tonight.
Nineteen minutes into the show, Ryan told Lauren that she is heading home this week…to be honored as one of the top three finalists! Congratulations, Lauren…and now the other three Idols are going to have to wait through some guest performances to learn their fate starting with a visit from Lady Gaga who did her “Something Crazy” song dressed in little more than leather undergarments and fishnet stockings.
The next guest star to hit the stage was Julio’s boy, Enrique…but I couldn’t be bothered to watch or listen, so you are on your own as to how he did.
After buzzing through the Ford music video, Ryan sat with the three Idols still wondering if they are going home for a short visit or for good…and were forced to watch yet another performance. This time it was Season 6 Idol winner, Jordin Sparks. Anyone remember who Jordin beat(boxed) to take the Idol crown way back when? If you guessed Blake, then you were right.
Again thru the magic of the FF button on my Comcast remote, I was able to get through not only Jordin’s performance and the ensuing commercials, but also Steven Tyler’s video…I just have to find out who is going home and who I will be forced to watch next week—aren’t you?!
Whether you are ready or not, here are more results…and you are not going to believe them because Hailey has just been told that she is safe! That’s right, after 5 straight girls went home early in the contest, the final two girls have outlasted all but one of the boys…but which boy would it be? Scotty or James? Unfortunately it is Scotty…can you believe it? I can’t and neither can anyone in the audience or at the judges table.
Once again the voters got it wrong. There is no way that Scotty deserves to be the last boy standing…and the worst part of it is that now we have to listen to the judges slobber all over Scotty for at least another week. Big bummer!
So your semi-finals are set and it’s going to be the Country Cousins and the Idol judges against Hailey…my vote (if I had one) is on Hailey.
Tune in next week to see how the Idols do after a visit home and all of the craziness that involves.
Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don’t have to…
Charlie
OK, here’s the drill: last night the four remaining Idols had two chances to win your votes; tonight we send home one of the Idols leaving three to battle it out next week for a chance to represent their adoring fans in the finals. If that don’t get your blood pumping then you’re in the wrong game!
Tonight promises to be a big night not only for the Idol contestants, but for all who view Idol—there will be performances by Jordin Sparks, Enrique Iglesias, and last night’s guest mentor Lady Gaga, and in keeping with this year’s theme of self-indulgence, we will be treated to the world premier of judge Steven Tyler’s new video…but who really cares about all of that filler? I just want to know who is going home and who is going to sing songs next week?
So that’s the line up…and here’s what happened…
Before any results were shared, Ryan rolled video of last night’s performances and judges comments. I know there were some who questioned whether Hailey was rude to the judges and in particular, Randy. She certainly gave him some attitude, but I think it was deserved because Randy (and J-Lo) were rude to her. They haven’t given any constructive feedback all season and last night they essentially attacked her because she tried to do something that wasn’t “safe”…well, boo-hoo, Randy and J-Lo!
Back to tonight and the group sing. Scotty and James paired up to sing Brad Paisley’s “Start a Band”…now why would these two sing a country hit? Because Scotty can’t sing any other genre, that’s why! It is my opinion that Scotty would be a better fit for Nashville Star than American Idol because Idol is a pop show and Scotty doesn’t do pop. On the other hand, James can (and DOES) do anything! He is definitely the best of Idol and deserves to not only make it into next week’s performance show, but he should be the last man standing when the Idol crown is passed in a couple of weeks.
Sticking with the country duet theme, the remaining Idol ladies did their thing with “Gun Powder and Lead” by Miranda Lambert. Again, what’s the deal with the country songs? Lauren can certainly sing other genres, right?! Oh did I miss the memo that said Idol has gone country?! Regardless of what did or didn’t happen, the girls did a passable job with the song…there seemed to be some screaming going on during the middle part, but who cares, it’s elimination night and there are more important things to consider tonight.
Nineteen minutes into the show, Ryan told Lauren that she is heading home this week…to be honored as one of the top three finalists! Congratulations, Lauren…and now the other three Idols are going to have to wait through some guest performances to learn their fate starting with a visit from Lady Gaga who did her “Something Crazy” song dressed in little more than leather undergarments and fishnet stockings.
The next guest star to hit the stage was Julio’s boy, Enrique…but I couldn’t be bothered to watch or listen, so you are on your own as to how he did.
After buzzing through the Ford music video, Ryan sat with the three Idols still wondering if they are going home for a short visit or for good…and were forced to watch yet another performance. This time it was Season 6 Idol winner, Jordin Sparks. Anyone remember who Jordin beat(boxed) to take the Idol crown way back when? If you guessed Blake, then you were right.
Again thru the magic of the FF button on my Comcast remote, I was able to get through not only Jordin’s performance and the ensuing commercials, but also Steven Tyler’s video…I just have to find out who is going home and who I will be forced to watch next week—aren’t you?!
Whether you are ready or not, here are more results…and you are not going to believe them because Hailey has just been told that she is safe! That’s right, after 5 straight girls went home early in the contest, the final two girls have outlasted all but one of the boys…but which boy would it be? Scotty or James? Unfortunately it is Scotty…can you believe it? I can’t and neither can anyone in the audience or at the judges table.
Once again the voters got it wrong. There is no way that Scotty deserves to be the last boy standing…and the worst part of it is that now we have to listen to the judges slobber all over Scotty for at least another week. Big bummer!
So your semi-finals are set and it’s going to be the Country Cousins and the Idol judges against Hailey…my vote (if I had one) is on Hailey.
Tune in next week to see how the Idols do after a visit home and all of the craziness that involves.
Until then, I will continue watching TV so you don’t have to…
Charlie
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Idol Worship - Four Idols Remain
It's the Final Four and that can only mean one thing...MAY MADNESS! The remaining four Idols--James, Hailey, Scotty, and Lauren will be mentored by pop icon, Lady Gaga as they sing songs that inspire them as well as those written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller--a couple of guys born during FDR's administration...his FIRST one! According to Ryan, these guys wrote every song known to man...or words to that affect.
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he implored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tongue lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will criticize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am looking forward to this performance. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and physically helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with pyrotechnics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
James was the first Idol to toe the boards and kicked off the night with a song of inspiration from Journey (and Glee) called "Don't Stop Believin'". As James sat casually on the Idol staircase at the back of the stage, he implored the audience to get into the song and gave a shout out to Randy for it was Mr. Jackson who played Bass on this '80's hit...about four-thousand times (according to The Dawg!). When all was said and done, James sounded like he was in concert and the crowd cheered him like they wanted an encore--which will have to wait about three more performances. The judges gave him praise...and this time there was no advice needed for St. James is essentially turning this season into a race for second.
Going second tonight was Hailey who chose to sing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song"--a moving song that Hailey hopes to move you to cast your vote her way. Hailey started out sitting on a mini staircase (three steps) on center stage bathed in a single spot with fog drifting around her. As she hit the chorus, Hailey was joined by a choir entering from the back of the stage and then she unleashed her inner Janis Joplin and gave it all she had. When she wrapped her performance, the audience gave a rousing round of applause and the judges sat motionless...and then J-Lo gave her a scolding. While J-Lo gave the tongue lashing, Hailey gave her (and Randy when he started his rant) the "WTF" stare...and then defended herself. Steven stepped in and essentially agreed with Hailey saying "they're (J-Lo and Randy) wrong!" Funny how the judges wait until the final four to finally start giving some constructive feedback...or at least their version. I say, sit back and let the Idols do their thing...aka "Shut the (blank) up, J-Lo!"
Scotty went next and sang Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When the World Stop Turning"--an ode to the tragedy that occurred on September 11, 2001. Whether Scotty sings this song well or not, the judges would be committing professional suicide by saying anything negative about Scotty's performance...but I don't have to worry about that kind of backlash. The song is good and full of inspiration, but I didn't think Scotty did all that good tonight. What I want to know is why do they push the pop singers on Idol to go outside of their comfort zone, but they continue to give props to Scotty for singing the only genre he knows? I am SO OVER Scotty and the love affair the judges have going with him. I say challenge him to sing something that isn't a layup...even Carrie Underwood strayed from her Country roots a few times in route to being crowned Idol champ!
Rounding out the inspirational performances was Lauren who sang Martina McBride's "Build it Anyway"...a song she chose in dedication to her home area which has been devastated by tornadoes while she has been in Hollywood singing for your votes. Like Scotty, I doubt the judges will criticize anything about Lauren's performance and, I must admit, I liked it a lot better than Scotty's, but I still found it falling quite a bit short of James'. The judges all professed their love for Lauren--especially Steven who complimented everything about her right down to the buckles on her shoes.
And now for Round Two and the songs of Lieber and Stoller.
In a rare Idol twist, the Idol producers flipped the performance order and Hailey led off the second round. For her song choice she went with "I Who Have Nothing". As noted earlier, the Idols were mentored by none other than Lady Gaga who worked with Hailey to make the song and her performance special. Joined on stage by a full string section and looking ravishing in an off the shoulder number, Hailey employed the advice doled out by Gaga to hook the audience, but what about the judges. Oh SNAP! They gave her a Standing O! And before the crowd could settle down, J-Lo's screechy voice pierced the air and she basically took full credit for a very strong performance. Then Randy spent the next several minutes patting himself on the back, Hailey again gave the "WTF" stare. Where's Simon when you need him? Contrary to what you think, Randy and J-Lo, it's not about you.
Country boy Scotty selected "Young Blood" by the Coasters...WHAT?! A non-country tune?! Can this be happening? In his session with Gaga, she told him to "make love to the microphone"...oh DOUBLE SNAP! So what would Scotty do with Gaga's advice? Well, to start, he came out dressed like Howdy Doody and then he made his way through the crowd singing what amounted to a gimmick song. Can't wait to hear what the judges say about that lame-a$$ performance. Randy thought it completed two sides of a "Scotty Concert"--a show I will NOT be attending. What are these judges hearing that I'm not...I thought the song sucked, the performance was corny, and Scotty should be gone for picking such a terrible song at this point in the contest.
Singing in the penultimate position was Lauren who chose to sing "Trouble" as performed by Elvis back in the late '50s. I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I am looking forward to this performance. Looking like one of the Mandrell sisters at the Grand Ole Opry and surrounded by a couple of musicians on stage, Lauren started out strong, but then she got all funky...moving around the judges table and then back on the stage again. The judges again professed their love for the young Georgia native...and again, I was mystified because I thought it was underwhelming.
Before James could close the show, Ryan found Mike Stoller in the audience and chatted him up for a few minutes. Mike was thrilled to hear the songs he and his partner wrote being performed on TV's number one show.
Interview over and now it's time to watch James sing "Love Potion #9". While James was practicing his performance with Gaga, she stepped behind him and physically helped him wiggle his hips...what Gaga wants, Gaga gets! When it came time to perform for the audience (and your votes), it was obvious why the Idol producers messed with the order of performers. James absolutely crushed the song bringing out his inner Adam Lambert while moving around the stage and in the audience with pyrotechnics going off behind him. The judges praised him...I guess a broken clock is right two times a day, right?!
So who's going home tomorrow and who's going home to be honored by their hometowns this week? My prediction is Hailey is done for the season--I can't see her surviving J-Lo and Randy's harsh words...even though the worst performance of the night belongs to Scotty.
Tune in tomorrow to see who your votes save...until then, I will continue watching TV so you don't have to.
Charlie
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